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fuck toriel

You say this word and u hate a fraking toriel plushie that your fucking friend has that annoys you everytime you go to his house and you want to fucking beat her up and shit on her.
by Randomcringyguy May 16, 2017
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Turdelburger

A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006
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Turtel spaK

A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie
"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"
by Freaky Hobbit August 31, 2005
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tariel

Tariel is the kind of person that makes anyone smile she is nice kind funny loyal and attractive however she can get mad very quick if you piss her off
I met this girl named Tariel and she was very nice and kind
by Rawwtt June 18, 2019
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Turkelton

Dad: Nice turkelton!
Son: I'd like to think so.
by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008
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Turtelina

It is a small turtle in the northwest corner of Ct. It is known for it's unusually large ass, especially since the turtle itself is so small. Sort of an oxymoron.
Turtelina is therefore used to refer to small (usually white) girls with large asses.

"Wow that chic is such a turtelina, her booty is bigger than Madea's!"

"Hey your girlfriend has it going on, she is all booty, what a turtelina!"
by tzbsugaree June 18, 2009
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turdeling

When you have to take shit and it's poppin it's head out like a turtle
I tried getting my keys in the door while I was turdeling
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