Townie

In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.

Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."

by Alligator Fuck Master February 18, 2008

Leisure Town

See above. Also, the greatest fucking comic and/or photojournalistic essay about these here modern times ever assembled.

Example: CONSUMER ALERT: Are our Christmas Time Suicide Balloons safe?

by JerGoertz March 12, 2004

down like a clown in circus town

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.

Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!

by OberonCAS March 21, 2010

Lockport Township High School

A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.

What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!

by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018

Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all

Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...

by Muffinsami January 29, 2009

town sickness

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city

Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense

by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013

small town girl syndrome

When a girl, typically high school age, is in a shitty relationship but refuses to break up with her boyfriend because she doesn't realize the amount of other guys out there in the world. Typical of girls who spend their whole childhood in a small town.

Her boyfriend is such a player, but she won't move on because she has small town girl syndrome.

by Iskaldt October 9, 2016