trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips

It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil

by Loopydave December 1, 2018

Mother Trumper

Expletive used when a person has screwed up royally and can't recover from the embarrassment.

Phrase used when you fuck yourself up beyond comprehension.

Phrase to describe the horror of complete embarrassment.

Mother Trumper ! I just accidentally sent a sext message to my sister!

by Flanitty October 16, 2016

trumpery

state of being showy but worthless, trashy, paltry; conveying nonsense, rubbish.

his campaign was full of trumpery.

by Big Running Nose March 29, 2016

Trumptard

A supporter of Donald Trump.

The majority of inbred redneck Trumptards never finished school.

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme December 26, 2018

trumptease

An act of diverting attention from a burning or embarrassing subject to some other topic, often sensational but also fictional and irrelevant. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

As he found himself suspected of being in cahoots with the Russian leader, the president attempted a trumptease, accusing his predecessor of wiretapping.

The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.

by Wryface March 22, 2017

trumpturding

A most certainly immature and adolescent type of prank, although primitively gratifying, involving dropping a steaming turd onto anything belonging to anyone named Trump.

We booked ourselves a delightful room at Mar-A-Lago and after our dinner and some fine champagne, we generously tipped a few staff members to look the other way and had a field day trumpturding all the way from the moonlit gazebos to the family’s specially housed golf carts!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

Trumper

A supporter of Donald Trump. Used negatively in a derogatory fashion to insult someone.

I cannot stand Gary! He is such a Trumper and his opinions are annoying!

by HardkoreJackson January 22, 2017