Trail Mix

When you put your penis in someone's asshole, take it out, put it in their mouth and nut.

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"

"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"

by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

poop trail mix

trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.

"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"

by poop fart January 21, 2020

Trail mix

A combination of hydros, oxys, Xanax, etc. Premium versions of trail mix can include black tar heroin, cocaine, and other premium drugs.

Man1 (tries unknown mixture of drugs) That’s some good shit!
Man2: 50 bucks will get ya a bag of that premium trail mix.

by hb93 July 17, 2018

TRAIL MIX

TRAILMIX a type of food. Trail mix is a type of snack mix, specifically a combination of granola, dried fruit, nuts, and sometimes chocolate, developed as a food to be taken along on hikes.

They fed us trail mix from the beginning.

by 3wk2fd February 12, 2018

Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

by The Liberian February 28, 2025

Trail Mix

M and M's with obstacles

Hay do you want some M and M's with obstacles??? or trail mix

by Jaxon's PP November 8, 2019

Trail Mix

The act of masturbating 10 times in a 24 hour time span. This can also be referred to as the Deca-Nut.

I was so bored yesterday I went for a trail mix.

by 69WeenieBoy69 May 6, 2018