tool tank

A colorful tank top generally worn by annoying and obnoxious whiteboys who think they are god's gift to earth and need to wear a WESC tank top with vans and skinny jeans everywhere they go. The tool tank is only 1 step above a wife-beater and tools often think that because tool tanks cost $24.99 that they are fashionable and cool.

These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.

Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.

Jim: "Look at that frat jerk off wearing that tool tank"
Ryan: "What a fucking tool"

by 1lastthingandPrimo October 30, 2010

Okie tool kit

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.

Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.

by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

sneakers o'toole

A stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. He also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.

"I'm not takin my sneakers off, I am Sneakers O'Toole!"

by sneakers o'toole January 15, 2008

tooligan

troublemaker or vandal that fucks stuff up just to gain points with his "homies".

the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan

by sandspit October 18, 2007

tool nose

1.person that has green gooey boogers on their nose everyday w/o knowing it.

2.weird shaped nose of a person.

also been called TN for short.

Mannn, she sexy but she has a ugly tool nose!!

by chinge June 22, 2009

Toolbox McBro

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."

Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.

by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

marketing tool

The creation marketers use to identify and co-opt "street lingo" or style to help them market to teenagers effectively. This website is a fine example. No doubt these words and definitions will be used in the next Sprite commercial, or by Carson Daly.

Urbandictionary.com seems like a "for the people- by the people" site devoted to counter-culture, but it's really just a marketing tool.

by imilian January 8, 2004