Toothpick Tegal

When you have a toothpick for a weiner and two gumdrops for balls

Hey look at erik, he has a Toothpick Tegal

by DonkeyBitch November 9, 2009

Toothpick

Small wooden stick for cleaning out your teeth

Also resembling the size of your penis.

"May i have a fresh minty flavored toothpick to clean my teeth with?"

"Haha your your dick is the size of a toothpick!!!!"

by Greg Young June 2, 2009

toothpickdick

To have a dick as small as a toothpick ;) (not a floss toothpick) but a pick tooth floss Ygm toothpickdick!

Eva, your dad has a toothpickdick

by Demi Jarratt July 23, 2014

Tennessee Toothpick

An oral hyegene instrument, the origins of which are the mons pubis of the female genitalia.

I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick

by GringoTENN January 18, 2009

ecuadorian toothpick

A shameful erection achieved through unwanted stimulation.

Upon seeing his grandmother in the shower, Johnny couldn't hide his Ecuadorian toothpick. He immediately regretted wearing sweatpants with no underwear.

by CaptainSpacebar August 2, 2017

Toothpicking

The act of placing one's penis flat across an object.Similar to the act of planking but using you're penis instead.

Jimmy has his dick laying on the side mirror of that car....NO...he is "Toothpicking" it.

by Jimmy Toothpick August 17, 2011

H. E. double toothpicks

A nice way of saying HELL

Go to fucking H. E. double toothpicks
Alternative; H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

by Jeff494 October 1, 2005