by Jonatin March 22, 2008
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Get the toonzies mug.Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
by iAMGorman October 19, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.
Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020
Get the Toobin mug.Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
by Gaijinman October 21, 2020
Get the Toobing mug.Used similarly to "bring it" in response to a situation someone else thinks is dangerous but you know is not due to your massive fucking gun.
swedish arms design bureau in 1955: Okay, listen. We just witnessed an assault on our borders. The cold war is here. We need viable anti-tank weapons.
some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.
some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.
by Apastalypse December 30, 2018
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A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy
A term used for a rocket launcher or RPG in video games, given the name due to its lack of neccesary accuracy
by HKGunner March 13, 2005
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