tolstab

v.) to tolstab someone; when a person stabs another person on/in the buttocks with a variety of objects

Derived from the unspeakable acts of an individual at a summer camp.

Dude, I got tolstabbed so bad last night I have a scratch!
I tolstabbed my buddy today and broke my finger.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to tolstab you! (Oh no!!)

by thetolstabber August 17, 2008

tontagon

Describing the standard shape of a church. Tower,side porch & main building. Created by BEASTMARSTA & widely used in the Geocaching community.

This church is a Tontagon.

by Box Teddies August 27, 2017

Toetastic

A fantastic toe

Of happy toe origin

It would be so toetastic if you would paint your toenails

by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

TNSTAAFL

/TAN-staf-ful/ intj,n,v: "There's no such thing as a free lunch." Coined from Robert Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land." Ended up on the Martian flag.

Also appears in several other Heinlein novels, including "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress," where all restaurants served the meal free, but charged heftily for beverages, etc.

More widely used around the time the book was first published, but can still be found circulating in dark basement apartments and gaming stores everywhere.

"I told you she'd be wanting payback for those smokes, man. TNSTAAFL."

"I answered that ad for a free RAZR and now all I get in my inbox is spam. TNSTAAFL strikes again."

"That new pizza joint totally TNSTAAFLed us."

by somnambulist June 11, 2006

Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

Torta

A woman who is obese

My husband cheated on me with a torta

by Miss Edis November 21, 2010

Teletha Testarossa

The beautiful captain of the submarine Tuatha de Danaan, Teletha (Tessa) Testarossa is a sixteen year old character of the Full Metal Panic anime. She is part of Mithril, an organization bent on disabling terrorist groups around the world. She wears her platinum long hair in a braid, which she constantly plays with. Teletha is very clumsy, and even though she is captain of a military unit, she can barely fire a gun. She is in love with Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, also part of the Mithril organization. Testarossa is his commanding officer, and she is in a heated competition with Chidori Kaname for Sousuke's love.

Teletha Testarossa is hot enough to bang, but I'd be afraid that she's accidently fall out of bed in the heat of hot passion.

by krayler June 30, 2006