Time

Something that kills you during Quarantine and lasts Forever.

Bill (on a video meeting) : Hey Jeff, how has your quarantine been?
Jeff (on a video meeting) : Sucks, time is slow as shit.

by hevc boro April 24, 2020

Time

An artificial construct made by Homo sapiens for the simple reason of understanding the common phenomenon as time. It is going by, faster than you can read this definition. It is infinite, yet precious. Limitless, but should be used to it’s maximum.

What time is it?
Time to get a watch, Jerry.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Time

1. (NOUN) Something you're obviously wasting by being on here in the first place ;)

Yo I'm going to spend my time wisely

Sure you are =/

by Jackson B/ February 15, 2017

Time

At what point does linear time stop?

"At the point where linear time stops; eality becomes nothing more than a recording of all the things that will ever happen." ~ The greatest mind that had ever lived

by Hym Iam April 22, 2022

Time

Do I have a better use of it? Well, I could be using my fair share of all of the projects I've worked on without my consent to pay my fucking electric bill and I COULD be doing something other than sitting in the dark, waiting for the 3 year old bottle of Wild Turkey to kick in. BUT I don't deserve credit for any of that so I guess I'll just sit here because that is literally my only option for at least 30-45 days.

Hym "And just so you know, I'll be doing this every night. I mean, I'm going to run out of Wild Turkey by the end of the night but after that it'll just be sitting in the dark for half of my waking day and waiting for the phone to ring so I can work a minimum wage job within walking distance where people show up to revel in the fact the they won't let me take credit for the things I've done and that's the only reason I'm in this situation. That's how I'll be spending my time. Useless old sack of shit."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Timing

Depending on context it can mean what vibe/ the type of energy your on at a given moment

Guy 1: “ Right when I came home I grabbed her neck and pushed her up against the wall and she loved that shit”
Guy 2: “Damn you were on demon timing my boy”

by Zeyung June 25, 2021

in no time

It means something that will happen very quickly, or very soon;
in short time or instantly.

"In no time
I'll be forgetting all about you"
Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea - Problem

-Where you going?
-Don't worry, I'll be back in no time.

by zombiepain77 November 3, 2014