Telemarketing

Something where people who dropped out of high school can go and make money by making unwanted calls to people over the phone.

Telemarketing is the stupidest thing ever invented in the history of telephones.

by Scottish_Emperor843 December 23, 2018

I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011

telemarketer

1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.

2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.

3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.

"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."

by idonthavaname July 19, 2006

tileah

someone who can be a complete bitch but is literally a gem and is honest through it all

Wow thats definitely a tileah

by fake bitch 101 March 11, 2018

telemarketer

Those fuckers who call you asking you to buy shit. They constantly call you telling you things like "please don't hang up the phone", "I'm calling you up on an item we sent you in the mail", "Hey would you like a subscription to <insert newspaper/magazine>".

These lovely individuals. are usually payed high, but work on commission, so they have to be good at what they do.

Telemarketers need to find better jobs and leave us the fuck alone.

by BklynKnight July 19, 2005

mexican timemachine

A place for mexicans go to the bathroom before,during,after working on a house.(a.k.a-portapotty)

mexi-1: man i have to take a fatty shit
mexi-2: hey ese use the mexican timemachine.

by suasponte January 27, 2005

telemarketer

A person with the shittiest job on the planet. Some make decent money, some make nothing, all are annoying as hell. Buy stuff from them so they can afford a happy meal.

I can't make commission because no one likes telemarketers. So quit being a jerk and buy whatever it is I'm selling, then cancel after we hang up.

by yours_truly June 25, 2008