deja tivo

The phenomenon when you want to hit rewind only to realize the experience was real life.

I would have rewound that but, oops, it was deja tivo.

by keith ogle June 20, 2008

virtual tivo

Replaying memories of films or television shows in one' s mind; usually with others as a group activity. Sometimes faulty or coded.

Group engaging in virtual tivo (example):

GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)

by Teenzilla December 23, 2008

Tivollepsy

This happens when you are watching a Tivo (DVR) recorded show and you forget to fast forward the commercials.

People with a chronic case of this are Tivoleptics.


(Created by Joe Stapleton on "The Two Jacks in the Hole" radio program)

It took me the full hour to watch America's Top Model last night because I had Tivollepsy.

by 99Problems (Pokerroad) March 19, 2009

Tivoli

Tivolis are the best kind of people. they are extremely unique and have a big personality. They are very crazy and know how to have a good time. they tend to assume things sometimes and often put themselves down for no reason. they are extremely gorgeous and fun to hang with. they are trustworthy and loving. they are truly amazing people. if you dont know a tivoli , you better go find one, because they are the best people to have as your bestfriend.

woah that girl is crazy!
she is a tivoli.

i love her, she is amazing!
her name is tivoli.

by belieber bestie October 4, 2011

tivowned

When a Tivo records a Tivo Suggestion for you that you have no interest in.

"I gave 3 thumbs up to Tombstone last week and today Tivo suggested Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's How the West Was Fun. I got Tivowned!"

by HavveK November 14, 2007

tivolepsy

When you are watching a DVR'd show and you forget to fast forward through the commercials (© Joe Stapleton, Two Jacks in the Hole 2009)

My son may be retarded but I got a damn bad case of tivolepsy. I never fast forward through my DVR'd shows.

by TBonaparte March 18, 2009

tivoid

The process of shutting out the rest of the world to avoid discovering the results of a tv show or ball game you have Tivo'd.

Dude, I recorded the Packer game on Sunday and tried to tivoid myself but my brother called later that day and ruined it for me.

by Jim Bambrough August 30, 2005