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Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.

Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.

Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
by jt_urban January 11, 2009
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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