Tivo'd 

1. To record (Possibly with a TiVo device)
2. To leave abruptly.

*CONCERNED: THE HALF-LIFE AND DEATH OF GORDON FROHMAN*
Metro police named Ron: "Hey Steve."
Metro police named Steve: "Hey Ron."
Metro police named Ron: "Train running a little late?"
Metro police named Steve: "Yeah. Should be here in a few minutes."
Metro police named Ron: "So, didja catch Smallville last night?"
Metro police named Steve: "Tivo'd it."
*Fourteen Months Later*
Metro police named Steve: "Friggin finally."

Tivo'd by not pseudohypoparathyroidism December 14, 2023

tivo d'oh 

The act of inadvertently watching a commercial as part of a digitally recorded program.

Mary: Why are we watching this commercial instead of fast forwarding it?

Tibor: Tivo d'oh! I'll fast forward until we see Anderson Cooper again.

tivo d'oh by Herbal Klimt December 27, 2009

deja tivo 

The phenomenon when you want to hit rewind only to realize the experience was real life.

I would have rewound that but, oops, it was deja tivo.

deja tivo by keith ogle June 20, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022