tivolepsy

When you are watching a DVR'd show and you forget to fast forward through the commercials (© Joe Stapleton, Two Jacks in the Hole 2009)

My son may be retarded but I got a damn bad case of tivolepsy. I never fast forward through my DVR'd shows.

tivolepsy by TBonaparte March 18, 2009

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Tivollepsy

This happens when you are watching a Tivo (DVR) recorded show and you forget to fast forward the commercials.

People with a chronic case of this are Tivoleptics.

(Created by Joe Stapleton on "The Two Jacks in the Hole" radio program)

It took me the full hour to watch America's Top Model last night because I had Tivollepsy.

Tivollepsy by 99Problems (Pokerroad) March 19, 2009

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tacolepsy

state of being after eating (more than) ones fill of tacos. Side effects include upset stomach, bloating, nap time, and temporary blindness.

I'm totally suffering from tacolepsy. I had 5 tacos from the roach coach and I can't see anymore.

tacolepsy by cerevisiam dilatum May 14, 2009

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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