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Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
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TheInside

TheInside is a Youtuber/Streamer and a great looking person and has a nice face and nice hair he is really out going his real name thou is Ryan but still THEINSIDE IS AWESOME
TheInside is my favorite youtuber
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tepit

A tepit, or a tept, is a person who is buzzkill and ruins fun.
The tepit ruined the joke again!
by rumbly April 14, 2021
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TheDieBlock[s]

A man in the 75th ranger RASP battalion and wants to get promoted to DHI or HI.
Examples:
God damn, TheDieBlocks is so rank hungry! @BXOtheprobloxmast Give that man warnings!
Bruh TheDieBlocks, STOP RAIDING MY DMs! spongebob walking out of the door pointing with gun shaped hands gif
TheDieBlocks: *misses deadblot* Theprobloxmast: DD him!
by Ranger man June 15, 2021
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Tepitis

A tendency to fall asleep on the tee or at any point during a golf match...
Sandals had Tepitis during our match, it took her a solid minute before she tee'd off!!
by Shawn2Shot June 18, 2023
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status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'
Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.
by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010
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crazy virgin theif

One who takes more then one person's virginitys. Someone having multiple sex partners who were virgins. Or one who takes someones virginity even though mutual friends tell them not to.
yo that girls a total crazy virgin theif she slept with 2 virgins within a month!
by virgintheif December 23, 2010
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