The DMM Sandwich for 9AM

The DMM Sandwich for 9AM is a sandwich that taste so fucking good, DMM standing for Daddy Micro Man. Majorly consisting of poached eggs, bacon, garlic, butter, mayo, sandwich meat usually speaking ham, hot sauce and two pieces of sandwich bread that you must grill, but remember if you do not eat it at around 9AM, it will taste like shit.

"The DMM Sandwich for 9AM tasted so fucking delicious, may I have more?"

by Jkosh August 17, 2018

The Miami Sandwich

The act of inserting your penis in between two slices of bread (any type) and ejaculating into it. Afterwards, add as many toppings as your heart desires, then give this sandwich to a friend for a funny prank!

Person 1: dude try this sandwich i made
Person 2: bet
Person 1: hahaha that was The Miami Sandwich
Person 2: dude what the hell?

by the super penis man April 8, 2022

the no sandwich

Starting in bed, when a girl is all playful "noo, i dont wanna have sex" but after some strategic maneuvering, you're all up in that and shes like "yesssss, yessss, oh god, yesss", but then the bitch gets all back to the "no" in court a few months later.

Yeah, she brought me to court for sexual assault and hit me with "the no sandwich". She swore to God both times...what a liar

by Dester December 4, 2010

Doing the Hunter Sandwich

You live life like your big mexican friend Hunter. Curl up in a nice warm tortilla with some netflix and poptarts.

Swag dude: Hey babe, wanna chill
Cooliest Gurl: Nah m8, Im doing the Hunter Sandwich

by The Hunter Sandwich May 17, 2016

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.

Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

by wijoo666 July 11, 2010

The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.

Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.

by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020

The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex

You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.

by hogert fargum September 21, 2025