Textmaster General

A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.

Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.

by Language Arts Legend May 17, 2009

Texticate

To have a sexual relationship by text messaging.

My girlfriend and I are so busy latey and never see each other, so instead of getting together for sex, we texticate.

by Railin' October 3, 2008

textimatum

When someone refuses to follow texting etiquette by not returning your text message, you may be forced to text them back with an textimatum, "Please respond, or else...."

"I'm wondering why you haven't returned the answer to my text yet. I hate to give you a textimatum, but answer me or deal with the consequences"

by Compassionatesource September 27, 2017

textitute

someone who texts all day/night long

Girl 1: Who are you texting over there?
Girl 2: (boys name here)
Girl 1: You're such a textitute!

by JoeyErr December 20, 2008

texiated

adjective. (tech-see-ey-tid)

(see also the verb, texiate)

1. to supply text messages excessively, so as to disgust or weary; an excess of or overindulgence in texting.

2. (less common usage) to satisfy an inquiry fully through one or more text messages.

Missy: So did Shauna text you today?

Stephanie: Yeah, 20 million times! I am so texiated!

by CACinderella February 6, 2010

textmaster

When someone only communicates via text, and types so fast their thumbs start to smoke or even begin to spark.

She never answers my calls, but she textd me four times while I was leaving a voicemail. She must be a textmaster

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

Textometer

The varying speeds at which one drives while texting

We were not sure why he was driving slow but then noticed he was texting so his textometer was ten below the posted speed limit

by Bubba L January 15, 2018