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Disney land
Tevandio: i would like to buy a ticket please
Roller coaster guard: What's your name sir?
Tevandio: Dio, Tevandio
Roller coaster guard: sorry your name is not qualified for your kind is not reaching 100cm
Tevandio: i would like to buy a ticket please
Roller coaster guard: What's your name sir?
Tevandio: Dio, Tevandio
Roller coaster guard: sorry your name is not qualified for your kind is not reaching 100cm
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Dan: Why does it feel like I’m not actually drinking this tea?
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Mark: We must be drinking teanisopia! But we’re gonna die of dehydration!
Dan: AHHSIDNEIWJAJJ
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