Reverse Quantum Teleportation

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020

Teleport

Something that you use on bread for 3 days

I've done nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days

-Soldier

by Rockyman3 May 11, 2020

teleporto-spin-piledriver

Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.

can't believe i'm actually being teleporto-spin-piledriver'D for the 587th time today!

by davesquicksh October 21, 2011

Teleport

Anything that can take you places through time and space

Through the teleporter to get to Europe in 1929

by BBB World War I October 28, 2017

Foreskin Teleportation

The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.

"Matt and Marvin used the foreskin teleportation to prepare themselves for the world willy tour"

by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004

Teleporter

"If you were the creator of AI, you-" Kikerbeard.

Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

teleportage

1. Canadian English word for Teleportation.

2. The movement of things (eg: Canoes, Maple Syrup) from one point to another through a space other than meatspace.

Sir Alexander Mackenzie was tired of always walking through the forest with his canoe on his back so he invented teleportage to more efficiently transport himself and his men to the West Coast of Canada.

by Discotechnica May 6, 2015