Detranova is an idiot, he's getting it mixed up with Telepathy, Telkenisis is moving objects, purely by the power of the mind.
by Yakenslash February 4, 2004
Get the Telekinetic mug.South Africa's "Telephone Company". More like a fucking ripoff monopoly, disallowing us to even get on the net during the day without paying our wallets away.
by CyberDems July 7, 2003
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1)The only telephone company in South Africa, its an inefficient
para-statal, complete rip-off, and as a company doesn't
actually care.
2)Also used in IT as a synonym for a cock up or an
unserviceable task.
para-statal, complete rip-off, and as a company doesn't
actually care.
2)Also used in IT as a synonym for a cock up or an
unserviceable task.
1)Why have you not checked your email in 3 months?
I applied two months ago, getting leet 512Kbps ADSL
the mainstay of broadband speed! (from Telkom naturally,
as there is no competition).
2)I've got to de-telkom someone elses source code!
They just telkommed our network in it's moer with that
backup.
I applied two months ago, getting leet 512Kbps ADSL
the mainstay of broadband speed! (from Telkom naturally,
as there is no competition).
2)I've got to de-telkom someone elses source code!
They just telkommed our network in it's moer with that
backup.
by Mush September 1, 2008
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A.K.A. Telavisaphonernetting
A.K.A. Telavisaphonernetting
by Teal_Crayon September 20, 2007
Get the Telavisaphonernetting mug.Literally, to move something from a distance (tele meaning from a distance, kenesis meaning motion).
I have the power of telekenesis, so i threw a car at my sister.
I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
I pushed a ball with a stick which, by defintion, is telekenesis.
by mercethemerciless November 23, 2009
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The word is often used in haiku poems that pay tribute to Smith's hair.
The word is often used in haiku poems that pay tribute to Smith's hair.
The hair is like an elegant ocean wave carved from teak, and we welcome haiku on the subject, Japanese language optional.
by yourenotalone December 11, 2010
Get the teak mug.The feeling a man gets in his genetalia, specifically his balls, when he see's another man get hit in the junk. Typically a very bad feeling, much like actually being hit in the nuts, usually accompanied by a cringe and moan.
When I saw Mike get hit in the nuts with that mallet, i cringed with the worst case of telekeballsis. I feel your pain Mike!
by Curtis Simpson January 2, 2006
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