tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004

Tarsis

1: An irrational, detrimental impulse, often revolving around amusement and jest.

2: Someone careless and often found casually flirting.

3: Slang for a dancing Pallas Cat.

1) Bathing in the rain is a very Tarsis thing to do.

2) A Tarsis came up to me and told me I was gorgeous.

3) Dude, check out that Tarsis! It's so fluffy and small.

by Tarmonster. February 3, 2010

Tarchis

Quite possibly the entire United States Army, Navy, and Air force rolled into one. Someone who plays video games in complete silence so THEY cant hear him, and only plays with camouflage controllers so THEY cant see him either. Known for one night stands: OR so he claims.

DUDE I: "Man, that pick up line sounded like something Tarchis would use."

DUDE II: "If you were a booger I would pick you?"

DUDE I: " Yeah."

by GookShootum2 May 29, 2008

Rickie Tardis

When you are dating an SLP (Speech and Language Pathologist) who works with disadvantaged or special needs children and you cant be trusted not to drop the word RETARD so you come up with a proper alternative that she will have no clue what you are referring to until she finds this post.

noun: Dont be a Rickie Tardis!
adjective: Thats just Rickie Tardis! or "you fucking rickie tardis"

by Smarter than your average bear September 29, 2021

Reverse TARDIS

Like a reverse cowgirl, except the girl goes up and down making the "VWORP VWORP" noise.

Let's do a reverse TARDIS 'til you forget all about the time war!

by Cammersm June 15, 2011

tarish

Tarish is a language which is spoken by a nomadic people called the Tarish who travel through Great Britain and America.

obatika onana lagusarn, The bad man likes to hunt.

by Lillith November 25, 2004

Tarvis'd

To be owned by someone named Tarvis.

You were just TARVIS'D

by Andy Winston October 22, 2004