Tampon

A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out.

Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work?
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!

by SlopNChop June 7, 2017

tamponographs

A strictly no class move by low-life skanks where they post nude photos of themselves or nude webcam shots with their tampon string dangling out of their snooch.

This one ole skag routinely posts tamponographs on the voyeur site I frequent.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Tamsyn

A kind loving person. An amazing friend to have. She is pretty and has an amazing personality. You will be lucky to have a friend like her.

Hey Tamsyn

by Thisguy135 May 16, 2018

rocket tampon

1.) Some brands of tampons package their tampons individually in 'twist-off' plastic packaging. The 'twist off' perforation is usually in between of the string end and the 'head' of the tampon.

A rocket tampon is one of these tampons with the plastic packaging removed off the string while the 'head' end is still wrapped in packaging. When soaked in water, the head remains in its original dehydrated form due to the plastic but the bottom expands out in a conical pattern, similar to the fins on the rocket. These tampons adopt the appearance of a rocket and is therefore dubbed a rocket tampon.

2.) An insult which is somewhat humorous.

Person 1: Damn it! I dropped my tampon in the toilet while unwrapping it!

Person 2: Did it turn into a rocket tampon?

by BlackAlbinoe September 16, 2013

Who lit the fuse on your tampon

A reaction to observing femenine rage

Wow honey, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

by Shane Frost August 26, 2009

Tamsin

A nice, friendly person.
Someone you would trust with your life
The name is the Female version of Thomas
and also means twin.
Overall a really good friend to trust in a time of need.

person#1: "Where's Tamsin? I need to talk to her"
person#2: "You mean the reliable girl over there?"
person#1: "Yeah! Thanks"
Tamsin: "Hey, are you okay?"
person#1 : "Well!......etc etc"

by name expert November 24, 2009

tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.

The XhardxcoreX emo boy shoved a heavy flow tampon up his ass before going to school.

by bryan18 September 5, 2005