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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.
by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017
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Taking an L

Taking any type of loss, such as in an argument or sports game. Also can be used when referring to drunk behavior or receiving a bad grade. Not to be confused with "W" which is used to describe a win.
" Maddie took a huge L last night when she drank an entire bottle of champagne"
"Olive was unprepared for the math test and she failed- what an L"
" 2016 has been one huge L"
" When the team lost, they were really Taking an L"
by Nosral December 18, 2016
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Taking a Trump

I. The relief of taking a really massive shit after being so constipated it feels like it’s been 4 years...
II. A rebirth by taking back power from someone who has abused it.
III. Partisan association with the 2020 presidential election
Citizens living in Urban parts of the US on 11/07/20. “We did it! We just took a fat Trump!”

Taking a Trump
by Kiara.k.Gray November 10, 2020
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you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers
I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole
by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017
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Taking a Johnny

“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting
Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."
by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012
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