twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

twas

Short way of saying 'it was'.

"Was the gig last night good?"
"Twas wicked!!"

by meellaah January 19, 2004

toys for twats

Vibrators, dildos and other delightful toys for use in the bedroom. Women use toys for twats with or without a man to achieve orgasm. There are many types ranging from classic, clitoral, G-spot and Rabbit to name a few.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "Have you seen Vicky lately?" Maggie replied, "No. That girl is off seeing that older man. I call him Santa Claus. He so old he can't get it up so he always brings her toys for twats."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009

Twasn't

A contraction of: it was not

'Twasn't the night before christmas.

by The-Whale-Bullier May 7, 2011

twatska

A Polish twat. see twat

Did you see the dirty look she just gave me? What a fucking twatska!

by Stefka February 23, 2008

Twajunction

when an unshaven girl who has not showered in at least two days has two male appendages inserted into her vagina and one male part inserted into her ass while the guy plowing her ass pulls on the wrench attached to her nipple or nipples

while she was in the middle of the epic twajunction one of the guys in the front broke his dick and she nearly lost a nipple when the guy drilling her back hole pulled the wrench too hard.

by Tony2A June 15, 2011

Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.

I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019