tooling

To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

Toolidity

often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.

"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"

by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009

toolitude

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.

Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.

by Master McHam October 10, 2007

TOOLOUCHEBAG

The combining of the words TOOL and DOUCHEBAG .

"Why does Blair always take fantasy baseball so seriously ?" "I know , He is the biggest TOOLOUCHEBAG in the world."

by STEVIE-O 904 March 2, 2009

Toolzoned

When someone believes they have a good relationship with somebody, but they're acually being manipulated by that person and are viewed as nothing more than a tool to be used for that person's benefit.

Horikita: I will acknowledge you as an ally, too.
Kiyotaka Ayanokoji: But, Horikita... I've never once thought of you as an ally. All people are nothing but tools. It doesn't matter how it's done. It doesn't matter what needs to be sacrificed. In this world, winning is everything. Toolzoned.

by Meursalt December 5, 2020

toolies

an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.

he's a toolie.be really carefull DO NOT GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lena November 26, 2004

toolie toten

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.

I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.

by Uptown banger November 15, 2013