Took from the Furnace

To take from another man's furnace, proclaiming your sexuality.

In Minecraft, when a man takes from another man's furnace, it is an act of flirtation. This, in turn, angers the gods.

Carson: *takes iron*
Carson: "OH NO!"
Jschlatt: "What?!"
Carson: "No wonder God's mad. I took from the furnace."
Jschlatt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ZubbyG January 24, 2020

took a screenshot

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.

Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”

by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020

Took it too far

A term used for when someone takes a joke that was previously funny, "too far," to the point where it's no longer funny and/or awkward.
Can be used as an alternative for "killed it"

1. You: Getting hit in the knees turns you gay guys!

Quinn : So you must've been pulverized by a hammer! Lolz

You: ...Took it too far.

2. You: Yo Neil Patrick Harris is gay!!

Quinn: With his mom?

You: Took it too far.

by I Rather Not Be You October 4, 2009

Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

took a craft

When you take a shit and it turns out to be a work of art.

Hey Klancy, come look in the toilet. I just took a craft! It looks just like Elvis.

by Caylowe February 23, 2011

took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

by brando56894 December 18, 2013

took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

by mrwinter March 22, 2007