three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Three-holer

A woman that can be fucked in 3 holes (i.e. the ass, mouth, and pussy)

Hey check out that Three-holer! She's fuckin' HOT!

by metalhead666 February 20, 2007

Three Knee Deep

In prison: To stab someone so that they’re injured, but not killed, usually as a warning.

He got three knee deep yesterday.

by Neacher May 18, 2013

three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.

"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016

Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.

William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.

by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011

three knuckle swirl

Mid-coitus, getting your finger, generally the middle one, three knuckles deep in her ass and giving a little spin, or "swirl."

Usually done as a complete surprise.

"I gave her the old three knuckle swirl, she fucking loved it!"

"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."

by swirler August 8, 2009

Three Ninjas

1. A great movie to quote that was made in 1992 about three ninjas trained by their grandfather.

2. A nickname to a confused, but innocent girl, who didn't know her friends were quoting the movie, because they watched it without her.

"What movie are you quoting?" "Chelsi Marie! Three Ninjas!" "Nielson."

by Three Ninjas February 3, 2010