tailpipe

The part of a car where exhaust is expelled. Also an opening used to pleasure a car.

My car seductively stared me down until I finally realized she wanted sex. I whipped out my raging hardon and fucked her tailpipe good.

by Xaero320 January 17, 2010

TAPLAPS

"Takes a Pounding Like a Porn Star" (TAPLAPS).
Used to signify a product has been completely tested and ready for market.

QC: This software is now TAPLAPS certified.
Manager: That's great. We will ship it to the customer today.

by Smooth Operator! July 27, 2016

House Tapping

Staying the night at your mates house

for example after a party and you cant go back to yours, you stay at a mates house

House Tapping

Last night i tapped ryans house,,,,,

Tom - So mate where did you stay last night

Marcus- Last night i tapped ryan's house,,

by MaNdAn August 20, 2009

alaskan tailpipe

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

Cleveland steamer

Alabama hot pocket

by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016

testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.

Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.

by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016

Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.

Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.

by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

Tapp

The way Our former president hacked into the new presidents phones

.2 A distraction from ties with Russia

How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!

by infinitetrash March 4, 2017