will wood and the tapeworms

(gay) rock jazz, that's how i like to describe it.... anyways go stream the normal album and stop being weird to will ohmygod

hey, have you ever heard of will wood and the tapeworms? they're an underrated band and they're very talented!!!

by cotard March 26, 2021

tapeisgreat

Tape is a cool person with a normal door handle

Tapeisgreat is cool

by Ink_splaters January 30, 2023

Title of your sex tape

Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine

Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way

Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?

Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.

by Goozery February 27, 2019

duct tape

Like The Force, duct tape has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

This lady just wrecked her car! Put some duct tape around it, before it gets messy.

by Sonnybobiche January 28, 2004

Tape gag

To be gagged or silenced with the use of duct tape, gaffer tape, medical tape etc

The burglars quickly used duct tape to tape gag Justin and Nicole, preventing them from crying for help.

by DollVacivity November 25, 2017

anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

by breakingbad December 27, 2012

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004