While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)
The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!
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Get the SHOOFTING mug.When are girl is giving you head, you suddenly pull away and as she looks up confused, you shout "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and blow your load in her eyes.
I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.
The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo
The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo
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by Uananinominious April 26, 2006
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by Delicioasa October 8, 2003
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