1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.
Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.
Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.
Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.
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The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.
Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.
Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'
Doctor: Um..okay then..
Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'
Doctor: Um..okay then..
by Swineian October 31, 2009
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It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
by G-@non November 10, 2009
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Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
by Gluttonous April 29, 2009
Get the Swine Flu mug.a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.
For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l
There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype
For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l
There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype
guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.
by Your Doctor. February 8, 2010
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"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"
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