Swear down

A phrase used to imply that one is telling the truth.

That gash is bare buff yeah. She was all over me n tingz swear down.

by Alvin Monero February 7, 2008

Swear down

meaning that you are being very honest about something.

todd -"A' fuckin Swear Down right, shut the fuck up, ya doin ma head in."

by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

Swear Combo

(n) The event in which an expletive is shouted spontaneously several times in quick succession with each instance repeated with increased volume. Words that are commonly used in a combo include, but are not limited to, "fuck," "shit," "son of a bitch," "dammit," etc.

Violently shouting "sonovabitch, SonovaBITCH, SONOVABITCH!" while attempting to escape from a room filled with angry bees is an example of a swear combo.

by Nohbdyuno October 1, 2010

Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

swear words

naughty funny words that some find offensive

i cant believe he just said swear words! what did he say?

shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, twat,
and to not leave u cultured fucks out:
nigger,beaner,spic,gooback,sandmonkey, dirty rab, jew,homo, whitey, etc.

NOTE: THIS PERSON IS NOT RACIST JUST LISTING WORDS

oh clarence, you donkey raping shit eater
shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
eat shit you balls ramming penguin rimjobber.

by Justin June 18, 2006

swear down

originating from chavs and pikeys in Ashford, UK.

Means to promise greatly to do something

i swear down I'm gona kill ya

by Ryk Turner January 22, 2005