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shartsquatch

The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake.
On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.
by Christopher Caetano May 19, 2006
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Swartz Creek High School

A trashy school that had a video get leaked about how 2 girls said the n word with an er and it got leaked out within the span of 12 hours.
Person 1: Hey you go to Swartz Creek High School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you seen this video of these girls?
by PussyD3stroyer300 November 18, 2019
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Startshit-itis

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored
I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.
by playboikid@gmail.com November 9, 2010
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a Swartzman

To act like a fool even though you are wrong.
Jason pulled a swartzman when he thought tigers came from Africa.
by Radar_220 January 1, 2009
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April Smarts

The opposite of April Fools. Tell your friends and family true things, then say, "APRIL SMARTS, I got you."

Invented and celebrated first on April 8, 2011 by Craig Benzine, aka wheezywaiter on YouTube.
Tom: You know what? Don't take out the garbage. Go have the cake that's in the kitchen.

Bob: *finds delicious cake in the kitchen* Hey, thanks!

Tom: April Smarts, I got you!
by mynameiserik April 27, 2011
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Life starts now

The thirt album by Three days grace
Coming out on 22nd September 2009
Cant wait for 3DG new album life starts now
by flibbleflobbleflibbleyea September 11, 2009
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swarthy

Adjective used to describe any person with a dark complexion.
"After his freak tanning clinic accident, he surely can't be surprised that he earned the nick-name 'Swarthy Harvey', can he?!"
by mrepic January 26, 2005
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