surgun

A turkish word for diarrhea. Used in some Balkan countries, most commonly in Bulgaria.

I bet I will have surgun tonight...

by vikxdz March 10, 2021

Big Surrish

An adjective describing something or someone having the quality of Big Sur.

That cliffside and the rocks down below is very Big Surrish!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021

Wet Dream Surrogate

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017

Surrey Boys

Gang of gangsters ready to throw down.

"You want me to call my surrey boys to come smash you huh?"
-Papachew

by big foig July 13, 2011

never give up never surrender

A catch phrase from the fictional TV show "Galaxy Quest" in the movie Galaxy Quest (1999). Became a ongoing joke for foregoing logic and forging ahead with little plan

Inmate 1: "Why do you insist on trying to escape from the cell with a toothbrush. You will never be able to get through the walls with that."
Inmate 2: "What else are we going to do. Never give up Never Surrender"

by Epic Borris September 13, 2013

Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.

Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.

by dreguan May 15, 2013

surreality

1. Happenings that when intersected into one's own sphere of reality, strike oneself as surreal or fantastic.
2. A group's consensus reality as it appears to a non-involved individual or group, especially if profound differences exist between the two parties.

1. Meg's conversation with the Amway representative gave her a view into the surreality of vertical marketing schemes.
2. Upon their first visit to the countryside, many urban-dwelling folk are amazed at the archaic surreality still embodied in rural America.

by xaocoh September 25, 2006