sumps

A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.

Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.

Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.

Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.

Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.

by Vasen August 17, 2020

Sump

Someone you must please

Person 1: Oh my God she is definitely sump

Person 2: I know right

by Melissa 101 September 14, 2020

Sump

When someone licks around the head of another’s penis and then bites down

Yea I met her she gave me a Sump. I had to have emergency reattachment surgery for my penis head.

by Therealt June 29, 2024

Sump

A slang word for something.

Girl: “My boyfriend is ignoring me.”

Friend: “Did y’all get in a argument or sump?”

by Janessaa April 9, 2020

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Sump

One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.

Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"

Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"

by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020