storage warred

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).

Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred

by CryHavoc August 17, 2019

Strageic

Failure, a lack of success.

“USA Climbing just announced its new strageic plan today - lol, I think we know how that’s gonna turn out!”

by Routesetter February 12, 2020

Booger-storage

A place most people get rid of their newly-picked boogers. Its usually under certain surfaces, like a table, chair, desk, shelves and so on.

"I`m just gonna leave it in the booger-storage..." "Ew! I accidentally touched a booger-storage!"

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

Boner Storage

A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.

I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing.

What are the rates on your boner storage?

by Transfender April 8, 2021

FYYFSTF Storage

FYYFSTF Storage is a fictional storage facility in the book Put My Numbers On That

The FYYFSTF stands for: Fuck You You Fucking Shit Turd Fuck

Yo, you fucking Ginger Snappah head, meet me over at FYYFSTF Storage to pick up the TVs

by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

The Storage Unit

A sex term used to describe when you take a shit and leave it in the toilet. Go and have anal with your partner until their asshole is the size of a water bottle. Once you are done grab your turd from the toilet and stuff it in her ass.

Ayyyy baby you down to do the storage unit tonight? Youve been promising me since last week.

by WiiWontWork March 13, 2020

Storage

The opposite of swagger.

-That skier is walking clumsily and has no swagger.

-Then they have storage!

by swag vs. storage April 29, 2012