Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

Stumpfuck

when one participant chops ones foot off and proceeds to fuck the other person in an orifice south of the chin with the remaining stump until the stump Pierce's through the mouth creating a skewer like resemblance

Hello my fine sir, would you be interested in a casual stumpfuck session in my van

by crayon connoisseurs June 21, 2020

Stumpf

Having a caveman-like appearance, such that his lack of intelligence and overall boneheadedness is blatently apparent at first glance. A bafoon.

Look at that guy with the really nice muscle car, why is he taking it apart and throwing the pieces all over his backyard? What a stumpf!

by muscles manischewitz March 28, 2009

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003

Gundarsian Strumpit

An attractive Asian woman or ladyboy whom your friends think they can bed down but really cannot

Man, I tried chatting up a Gundarsian Strumpit last night but ended up bedding my right hand.

by Nated0gg February 28, 2021

strumpet

Another name for a streetwalker or prostitute.

I met a strumpet named Haden last night on the corner of allens lane.

by Grancy January 18, 2012

stumpf

verb, used in progressive tense ("stumpfing").
To apply a pair of tighty-whiteys with profuse skid-marks to an individual's face, usually while they are sleeping or passed out due to intoxication.

That drunk guy on the couch fell victim to one awful stumpfing.

by Millionaire September 28, 2005