The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.
Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.
Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.
Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.
Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.
“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.
by Petunia225 July 21, 2020

by Iknowthetruth666 August 13, 2016

by DuckOBell February 5, 2021

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).
by SB+DC February 16, 2024

A person who is vaccinated wanting an un-vaccinated person to spit in their mouth in order to show they are immune to Covid-19 so they can orgasm
“In order for Kelvin to prove he was vaccinated, he encouraged Daren to be his Strumpet so he could put his friend at ease, and also get his nut on *dab*”
by KellsBells814 March 11, 2021

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.
by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023
