crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

Stripper

An individual; male or female, with the athletic prowess of a jungle cat and the tits (or balls) enough to take off their clothes and dance around butt naked in front of a crowd of people for tips. These people are adept in the art of flirting, fantasy creation and erotic dance. Not a profession for the weak willed or faint of heart, it is an art not understood by many and thus often disrespected.

That stripper at the club downtown makes more paper in one night than most of you will make in a month.

"I am a stripper, I make more money in four hours shaking my ass than you do in four days breaking your ass." - A Stripper.

by farkfarkfark October 21, 2012

Stripper Fuel

Slang for alcohol and cocaine. Most often whiskey and stomped-on shit.

Stella missed her rotation because she was jacked up on stripper fuel.

by Dr. of Bootology August 22, 2010

Stripper Chocolate

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser

Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!

by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

skipplesqueeze

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong

"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"

by i frumpleskirt you August 15, 2019

sergeant stripes

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.

I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.

by bigmoney August 28, 2004

stripes over checks

When someone prefers the brand Adidas over Nike. Adidas is commonly known as 'the brand with three stripes' given that most logos contain 3 oblique stripes, while Nike is known for its 'swoosh' logo which looks like a check mark.

Brandon: 'Yo, I got you this really cool Adidas sweatshirt for your birthday!'
Chad: 'Thanks man, you know I'm all about stripes over checks!'

by fatduck65 June 8, 2019