stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Stitch

A girl who is a stupid bitch.

What a stitch that girl is!

by mike the dog March 5, 2009

Stitch

A small fortune.

Just flipped this pack and made a stitch.

by Creatvr May 23, 2020

Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.

Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'

by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020

Stitch

- a very intelligent person

To stitch means to put something together.

A smart person sees connections and relationships of resulting phenomena.

This Stitch over here figured that you can't know what something is if you can't interact with it.

by MickeyMaker December 15, 2020

Stitch

(Social media) when you reference another video by tagging it to your video content

In my latest TikTok I stitched @atname so people could see what video I was referring tl

by LazMadrid April 16, 2022

Stitch

update
(usually addressing a specific situation, that occurred or will occur*)

note: used more normally when discussing a situation (past tense, speaking about it like it already happened. Rather than, before)

*Examples of the Few Instances of 'Will Occur' Situations: plan updated, or updates for the plan

“And that’s the stitch”

- meaning that’s the update

by OnlyTruthHere February 7, 2023