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The hottest man alive
Somewhat of a god

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Damn asa stern is the hottest man alive

by Benid June 16, 2017

The Howard Stern Show

A ground-breaking comedy/variety show created by Howard Stern and featuring the talents of Fred Norris, Robin Quivers, Gary "Bababooey" Dell' Abate and Artie Lang. The show is inspired and inventive, providing a minimum of 4 hours of fresh, witty entertainment 5 days a week. Though largely overlooked when rating "funny shows" or "funniest comedians", The Howard Stern Show, and Stern himself produce the equivalent of 4 HBO comedy specials a day, without the benefit of a year's prep time, or an HBO budget. The show has produced such characters as Crackhead Bob, Beetlejuice, High Pitch Eric, Wendy the Retard, Gary the Retard, and many others.
It is today what The Tonight Show used to be, for young comics in that if you do well, you will have a successful career. The characters and bits that the show is responsible for, either directly or indirectly, are endless. Although many politicians and media outlets like to dismiss the show's humour as puerile and irrelevant, the scope whereby pop culture and the radio broadcasting industry itself make the show, and the man, truly genius.

"Dude, I had to pull over on the way to work this morning."
"Why?"
"The Howard Stern Show... I was laughing so hard, I was crying!"

by Mister Skin August 23, 2005

Turkey Stern

the process of making a sandwich behind someone elses back while you give them a blow job or you can be the person getting the blowjob (hhhooooowwlllllaaaeee)

My girlfriend sucked my dick today while making me a sandwhich behind my back with bread, turkey, lettuce and mayonaise. Damn she can give a good ass turkey stern.

by Yannni December 14, 2008

Daniel Stern

The actor who plays the taller of the two robbers in Home Alone

Who is that tall robber in Home Alone?
It is Marv, Played by Daniel Stern.

by Lio messi legend March 24, 2021

Michael Stern

bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it.

Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?

Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!!

Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks.

by Mark Edelkin June 1, 2010

howard stern effect

A phenomenon caused where those who hate someone actually pay more attention to you than the fans do.

Paul: If they hate him so much then why do they listen?
Peter: It's the Howard Stern Effect, they want to hear what he'll say next.

by jcarpro December 22, 2016

howard stern

Love him or hate him, Howard Stern is the juggernaut of modern day radio. Propaganda aside numbers are the true test of his merit and that he is still very relevant after his move to Sirius. Before Stern 600,000 Sirius subscribers and at this time they are over 5,000,000 strong and closing in on XM who wasted money on Oprah with her 30 minutes a week on the air. I am sure not all the new subscribers are for Stern but a vast majority are and the buzz he created peeked the interest for the others. He may whine that people rip him off and he may have not have invented everything in morning radio he just perfected it.

Howard Stern brought over at least 2,000,000 subscribers to Sirius, Opie and Anthony brought thousands of listeners to XM.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006