Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011

Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

Spoinker-doodle

Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.

People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.

CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!

by Unperdictible May 2, 2006

Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011

Bill Spooner

Bill Spooner is one of two awesome guitar players in an 80’s band called The Tubes. Bill is a really cool dropout dude that has terrible grammar and I don’t know him but I know Roger Steen the other guitar player in the band. Bill has wild Jet black hair and is Very nice looking.

Bill Spooner is so cool dude

by 80’s Kid July 19, 2019

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016