Splutch

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".

1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"

by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011

splatz

Splatz = Diarrhoea

SPLATZ is a word used to define a traumatic ordeal on the toilet. If you have had one too many to drink and/or consumed copious amounts of VindaLOO curry (LOO being the operative word), you will experience a dose of the SPLATZ.

SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!

by SoniaNZ October 16, 2006

Splut

An extreme version of a slut.

Guy1: wow, I heard that girl slept with the whole football team
Guy2: what a splut!

by Ferris buller May 5, 2009

slutzilla

A stupid bitch who thinks she is better than everyone. And who likes to bitch about people she hates in her profile. Sweetie stop before your ahead. It will come back to bite you in the ass!

Slutzilla Sally Williford

by me November 4, 2006

splitzies

The process of splitting winning from a Bingo game, between multiple persons. Must be decided apon by all players before bingo starts.

"Hey, are we playing splitzies?"

by Wondercoll July 23, 2009

lips-spluttering dissent

A super-strongly-expressed declining/disagreeing gesture, involving tightly shutting one's eyes and shaking one's head back and forth so rapidly/forcefully that one's cheeks/lips waggle violently from side to side; this is often accompanied by exhaling/humming so as to produce a loud rhythmic burbling sound as the head is shaken. Most often used by younger children, though adults may occasionally display the gesture, especially in regards to a topic that they feel extra-emotionally-charged about.

School menu-advisor, interviewing a new kindergarten student to learn his food-preferences: So you like oatmeal with milk and raisins okay... that's good... well, then, how about buckwheat cereal?
Youngster, assuming a horrified facial-expression and almost turning green before scrunching up his face and vigorously shaking his head: Wvvbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl!
School menu-advisor, amusedly marking "no" on the list of cafeteria-selections: Okay --- MAJOR lips-spluttering dissent on THAT one!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019