slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

Fabio Splatter

This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.

Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"

by King Dingus June 19, 2009

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017