Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015

splorphed

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk

After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.

by pillravi March 9, 2017

Shlarpled

The act of throwing someone or something off a bridge.

Did you hear that Thomas shlarpled his brother yesterday. So sad.

by Shlarple king February 6, 2018

splarm

A milkshake made using female ejaculate as an ingredient. ( milk, honey, girls jizz )

Oh man, I ordered a splarm at the bar and it was delicious :)

by Hektik Pavelow May 9, 2018

SPLARK

When an emoji throws up

SPLARK ! You make me sick

by Debyumyum March 27, 2020

Pussy Shlarp

Different than regular Shlarp, Pussy shlarp is defined as a runny milky clear substance your female partner ejaculates from her vagina.

Baby i’m so sorry i’m not us usually such a pussy shlarp squirter

by HiMommyGSpot October 30, 2022

Shlarp

A word used for the highly used element in the Shlarp-verse, that is used to power and make various tool, weapons, and other resources. shlarp is originally found in the great shlarp vaults after they were opened and mass mined, produced, and weaponized. One way to explain what it is, is human feces but produced by an unknown organism that clearly has some out worldly power that allowed humans to take its power.

"I have to work in the shlarp mines today under the rule of blamp to feed my family"

by MW3Cupid1 October 5, 2020