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Spiderwoman

After a guy spiderman's you, you kick him in the balls and wipe his own jizz into his face while he's doubled over. Proceed to do the spiderman web slinging poses and then stand like a proud female superhero while he learns his lesson.
My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night so I spiderwoman'd him back. He'll think twice before doing that again.
by Athy666 May 7, 2009
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Spiderwoman

The reverse spiderman. Where a guy jizzes in a chick's hand and she throws it back in his face and pulls a spiderman on his ass: throwing the splooge back in his face like spiderman's web, pulling the imaginary web rope as she gets up to assume the superhero pose.
Mike was about to ejaculate in Ashley's mouth, but she pulled back and he came in her hand and she surpised him with a spiderwoman... His life will never be the same!
by BigBadJon October 3, 2009
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Spidertiff

" OMG look theres spidertiff... LETS all get the FK outa here.. shes crazy!.. she'll spidergirl us whores! "

:O

( A girl thats dressed as spiderman & does exactly the same as him . her name is tiffany )
P.S She's about to throw her phone out the window!
by sytex February 2, 2008
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spiderdog

tasty treat in which the ends of a hot dog are peeled down in four directions then roasted over an open flame (like at a bonfire) until nice and crispy. goes well with mustard.
"HEY KANDACE, YOU READY TO ROAST US UP SOME SPIDERDOGS?"
by Christopher Scott Hoffmann October 14, 2008
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spidertime

a period of time when emails, phone calls or any other work functions are missed or delayed due to a massive spider being present in the workplace.
We apologize for the delay in processing your order, our office was in spidertime from 8am until 10am
by t4tt00 April 16, 2011
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spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow
You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model
by Triboner September 12, 2014
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Spiderweb

A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side
Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016
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