Sackard

Adj. One who drinks (alcohol) to bagpipe music.

Jim: "Hey! Listen to this dope bagpipe rock song I found!"
Pam: "oh I love bagpipe rock! It makes me want to drink, like a beer or scotch"
Jim: What a sackard.

by LadyCuriosity December 29, 2021

Smackwad

Akin to Smacktard slightly less offensive however. One can often call their friends a smackwad without being punched in the nuts on account of it not implying they are a retard... just a jerk. While -wad can be applied to a multitude of derogatory terms to imply the person is not just a 'jerk' for instance but a WAD of it (emphasis), smackwad is one of those words you can use is everyday conversation without really offending anybody enough to suffer repercussions.

A fool, a jerk

A: "I just swore infront of our head of year and she flipped on me..."
C: "Smackwad..."

C: "Aah! You spilled crap on me. Jesus, when will you stop being a smackwad?!"

by TopherD November 10, 2008

spakTARD

a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.

that guy is such a spakTARD

by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009

smacktarded

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

by Cait November 23, 2004

Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

sacktard

Expressing anger through name calling, combining the words sack and bastard. Sack, representing testicle and tard, a short term for bastard.

That guy acted like a total sacktard!

by tanthewamen June 20, 2019

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018