Patty Smacking

To man-handle or otherwise strike a mouthy Irishman.

Ol'Chappy got up in me face about being a Welshman, so I had to do some quick patty smacking.

by Taffy O'Jones January 15, 2008

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Office Spacing

when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.

Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.

Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?

Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

Spaking

A greatly positive word that brings joy. when spoken.

Did you visit that spaking resort, it was great.

by Spaking January 27, 2022

stacking mud

When you really got the shits going on and are just straight stacking that poop right up in the toilet

Yo Zack give me like 10 minutes that fish sandwich fucked my stomach up I’m stacking mud right now!

by Datboislim March 10, 2023

strategically shacking

When someone (usually a girl) plans on shacking with someone of the opposite sex, but doesn't want the other person to know she planned on staying over, she packs strategic items in her purse, such as a contact case, make-up remover, toothbrush, maybe even flip flops.

"I planned on strategically shacking, and it worked--he had no idea I had my contact solution and toothbrush in my purse!"

by Sporgan May 13, 2006

Cradle Snacking

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.

Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking

by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010