Tweed-shard

noun. a person who inappropriately demonstrates their lack of expertise in a given skill or field, such as: politics, theatre, or public speaking.

How do we help this nation move forward together when the tweed-shard in office refuses to acknowledge home-grown terrorism?

by loveurneighbor108 August 18, 2017

shard farming

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.

The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.

by Maak4060 May 10, 2016

Scardino

An Italian family from royal decent.

he is a descendant of the Scardinos

by Master of the Green Ganja May 18, 2010

sardelling

To provide an animal with liquid, such as water.

"Jason is busy sardelling the dog" is another way of saying "Jason is busy giving the dog some water".

by Dab o Crack April 2, 2011

shard barb

A girl who hangs out with Meth Dealers or who gives up the sex for meth

Your momma is a shard barb.

by daddy dollar January 14, 2016

Shard

Slang name commonly used to describe a piece of crystal methamphetamine or meth.

Damn, those are some good shards

by addicted May 13, 2005

Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.

Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?

by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016