Jerk Off Snowboarders, also called JOS's are some of the biggest douche bags you'll ever meet. They are almost as obnoxious as people who drive Hummers. The name comes from the fact that they are downright jerks, and they love snowboarding so much, that they could jerk off to it if they wanted to. Their major goal in life is to go pro (no pro snowboarder is a JOS).
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
(A kid goes off a jump and falls)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
by AllDayLong1337 March 10, 2009
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Such ship causes a lot of trouble within the haters and especially on the producers and writers of the show's minds, because no one expected it to be such a big hit with the audience.
Both groups feel threatened by its sole presence on the fandom, so they try to make it seem as it didn't exist, and limit the interactions and dialogue, even going as far as deleting scenes between the characters, out of fear that the viewers will ''like it too much'', or even prefer their interactions over the Main couple of the show (wich is very poorly written).
Such ship causes a lot of trouble within the haters and especially on the producers and writers of the show's minds, because no one expected it to be such a big hit with the audience.
Both groups feel threatened by its sole presence on the fandom, so they try to make it seem as it didn't exist, and limit the interactions and dialogue, even going as far as deleting scenes between the characters, out of fear that the viewers will ''like it too much'', or even prefer their interactions over the Main couple of the show (wich is very poorly written).
'Ugh they don't even make them interact or act as friends anymore that much'
'I know, it's like they are afraid people will like them'
'Snowbarry has the potential of being a very well written relationship instead of the very excuse of main couple that the show gives (wich the audience is sick of)'
'I know, it's like they are afraid people will like them'
'Snowbarry has the potential of being a very well written relationship instead of the very excuse of main couple that the show gives (wich the audience is sick of)'
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A highly respected being, although it is not human nor animal. It looks like a big white puffy dog, but has the capability to demolish anything. Beware of its kind attitude.
Snowbeast is the reason why Chuck Norris is white
John: "Hey Bill, that's a pretty big cloud!!"
Bill: "No John, it's snowbeast.
John: "Hey Bill, that's a pretty big cloud!!"
Bill: "No John, it's snowbeast.
by Nathanispro May 25, 2008
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Get the snowboarding mug.The act of having sex with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. Just as the male ejaculates he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.
Man: I gave Jimmy's mom a Russian Snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. How is she doing?
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...
by RSB4L March 22, 2010
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by Bluejayjay July 13, 2013
Get the Snowboarding mug.Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.
Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............
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